February 2012
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Anonymous asked: WHAT HAPPENED TO BLU!?!? D:
November 2011
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October 2011
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HEY FOLLOWERS
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO’RE STILL HERE even though Red makes the most terrible jokes/ I never reply to asks in a timely manner/ my art style keeps fluctuating between ‘lazy’ and ‘gross’/ etc! seriously I love you all and I will never understand how this blog for a silly briefcase-head has over ten or even just TWO followers let alone 200+ hnghh you guys are the best...
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zeredubermensch asked: OOC - YO SO THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH DESY AND I SO I COULD REALIZE THAT IT WAS YOU WHO RUNS THIS BLOG AND STUFF LOLOL THAT WAS AN AWESOME NOIGHT
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Anonymous asked: /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Contract? (I'll make your wishes come true)
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Anonymous asked: Did you know Sawmill RED and 2fort RED gets a 78% on the love calculator?
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September 2011
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zeredubermensch asked: BV Vell I cannot deny zhat but, VRUDE. Just because ve ah togezah -undhaffsex- doens't mean you can just, vait, unless, I am ein expert on zhe subject, zhe butt mastah?
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zeredubermensch asked: ,,,excuse me vhy did you direct your BLU counterpart to ME in regards to zhat question vith, BUTT BUDDIES?! Ah you saying I am ein BUTT?!!
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askthemancocrate:
red-intel:
askthemancocrate:
red-intel:
asktheshovel:
the-intel:
red-intel replied to your post: red-intel replied to your post: blu is someone…
I ASKED YOU FIRST
FINE.
Someone throw plastic shards at me and demanded I sleep on them.
Now answer my question.
/holds a handful of glitter/
Humans find this enthralling.
HEY DICKWEED HE WAS TALKING TO ME
Sir that is...
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I wanna apologize
asktheshovel:
You Intels don’t know me very well yet.
I have told others this - but I have chronic depression with rage issues. I haven’t been on my meds cos I got fired from my job and can’t afford the doctors bills.
I get a little crazy mad sometimes. And then I ride my drama llama all over the place, and get made over shit - however a big anger trigger of mine is being called a god moder. I...
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asktheshovel:
YOU NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE: asktheshovel: YOU NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE: asktheshovel: YOU…
asktheshovel:
YOU NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE: asktheshovel: YOU NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE: asktheshovel: YOU…
asktheshovel:
YOU NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE: asktheshovel: YOU NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE: asktheshovel: YOU…
asktheshovel:
YOU NEED TO...
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Anonymous asked: What if both blu and the other red intel had a crush on you? What would you do?
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the-intel replied to your post: the-intel replied to your post: the-intel replied…
Not right now, please. I’ll talk to you later, alright? We can look at the stars.
but
okay
the-intel replied to your post: the-intel replied to your post: the-intel replied…
Just… no, Red. I can’t do this right now. I’m going to go listen to some records.
may i come with you
i promise i’ll just hold you quietly no talking nada
Blu?
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jay-p-todd replied to your post: jay-p-todd replied to your post: the-intel replied…
shhh. shhh. just let it happen. -pets- shhh
this is all your fault
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the-intel replied to your post: the-intel replied to your post: This is a magic…
I’m just… going to go do things.
come here do me
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jay-p-todd replied to your post: the-intel replied to your post: This is a magic…
-tells everyone-
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW STOPPIT
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the-intel replied to your post: This is a magic anon, truth serum yadda-yadda *(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Do you love BLU??? DON’T LIE. YOU DO DON’T YOU. STOP PLAYING WITH HIS HEART YOU BASTARD.
AUGH.
shgsdfkls
you saw nothing darl
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Anonymous asked: WHY DO YOU KEEP DELETING YOUR POST REPLIES SOB. I WANT TO READ THE SEXINGS YOU JERK.
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Anonymous asked: what would your babies look like
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Anonymous asked: you better not just be playing with BLU's feelings...
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Anonymous asked: YOU DEFINITELY FELL ON YOUR HEAD ON YOUR FIRST DAY. WOULD YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO WOO SAW IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE BLU?
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Anonymous asked: IF YOU WERE NOT A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD HAVE EVENTUALLY GROWN A TINY CRUSH ON SAW?
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Anonymous asked: Were you dropped on your head when you were first created?
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Anonymous asked: Tell us what you think of the three other Intels!
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Anonymous asked: ~*~~*~*~Magical Anon~*~*~~*~ !*!*! For the next 24 hours, you have been injected with a truth serum!*!*! You can't lie, evade the truth, or cover up anything! If anyone asks you a question, you must answer it!~*~*~*~*~ Have fun!
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southernhelmets-deactivated2012 asked: DO NOT DARE TO YELL AT SHOVEL LIKE THAT, YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SISSIFIED MAGGOT SCUM, YOU HAVE TO BE MORE RESPECTFULL
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bestintel asked: YES WE ARE STILL FRIENDS GOD SHUT UP GO AWAY BEFORE I BREAK YOUR NECK
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the-intel replied to your post: YOU TWO TIMING BITCH. HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON BLU.
BASTARD. I’m the only one allowed to insult you ANON I WILL SUE YOU
sldkfj i don’t
BLU IT’S OKAY I DON’T MIND
BABY DON’T BE MAD ANYMORE… PLEASE….
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Anonymous asked: YOU TWO TIMING BITCH. HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON BLU.
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Anonymous asked: YOU NEED DA HEALZ?
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the-intel replied to your post: DOOFUS BLU TRUSTS YOU AREN’T YOU LIKE BUTT BUDDIES GO RESCUE ORPHAN FOR ME
WHAT IS A BUTT BUDDY?
IT MEANS
IT MEANS
DEAR GOD BLU ARE YOU REALLY ASKING ME THIS
LOOK THIS PERSON IS A BETTER CHOICE FOR ANSWERING THIS QUESTION
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bestintel asked: DOOFUS BLU TRUSTS YOU AREN'T YOU LIKE BUTT BUDDIES GO RESCUE ORPHAN FOR ME
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bestintel:
“hey Doofus we need to catch up on our drinking game.”
“how many shots is that?”
“…uh. enough to get us drunk?”
“I’LL GET MORE DRUNK THAN YOU.”
“YOU’RE ON FUCKER.”
( and then Saw fell asleep in his lap the end
Saw why do you get cuddly and put on dresses when you get drunk
SIGH. )
[[sob i love them so much this is so sweet eUe
to everyone else I WILL EXPLAIN THEIR DRINKING...
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regarding RED and BLU intels
Fraulein: LOLOLOLI AM GIGGLING LIKE A FOOL jenn: A;LDSFJKLSKDJF LMFAO jenn: oh god jenn: can we ever write serious sex between these two jenn: is that concept even possible Fraulein: dsjf Fraulein: I DON’T KNOW jenn: because every situation that is even remotely sexual regarding these two just turns to HILARITY