HEY FOLLOWERS
THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO’RE STILL HERE even though Red makes the most terrible jokes/ I never reply to asks in a timely manner/ my art style keeps fluctuating between ‘lazy’ and ‘gross’/ etc! seriously I love you all and I will never understand how this blog for a silly briefcase-head has over ten or even just TWO followers let alone 200+ hnghh you guys are the best boohooo. and however inactive this blog seems sometimes REST ASSURED I have not ditched it nor do I intend to do so in the near future =u=
here guys have some equalized/bonked out hearts love from me
zeredubermensch asked: OOC - YO SO THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH DESY AND I SO I COULD REALIZE THAT IT WAS YOU WHO RUNS THIS BLOG AND STUFF LOLOL THAT WAS AN AWESOME NOIGHT
ALDFJ WHY ARE YOU THANKING ME LOL I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU FOR LETTING ME JOIN IN THE FUN ;U; LOL YES WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN EHEHEHE
Anonymous asked: Did you know Sawmill RED and 2fort RED gets a 78% on the love calculator?
AS THE SAYING GOES
BROS BEFORE HOES
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Red Intel and Blu Intel has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
NO SHUT UP DR LOVE 69 IS WHAT MAKES A RELATIONSHIP GO ROUND
![[[ OKAY WHATEVER I’M SICK OF MESSING WITH HIS CHARACTER DESIGN YOU GUYS CAN JUST HAVE THIS SDKFJ
[11-10-04 4:16:35 PM] jenn: AUGH [11-10-04 4:16:36 PM] jenn: WHAT DO YOU THINK [11-10-04 4:16:43 PM] jenn: I THINK I REGRESSED FROM THE 1968’S [11-10-04 4:16:52 PM] jenn: OR SOMETHING [11-10-04 4:16:59 PM] jenn: WAIT NO I MEAN TO SAY I THINK HE LOOKS TOO MODERN AGAIN [11-10-04 4:17:04 PM] jenn: BUT NOT AS MODERN AS THE FIRST ONE [11-10-04 4:17:08 PM] jenn: AUGHHH [11-10-04 4:17:22 PM] Jacquie: I THINK THAT YOU COULD PULL THIS ONE OFF THOUGH [11-10-04 4:17:33 PM] Jacquie: HE COULD STYLE IT IN A 1968 SORT OF WAY [11-10-04 4:17:37 PM] jenn: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN [11-10-04 4:17:44 PM] Jacquie: BUT CHOOSES NOT TO BECAUSE IT’S RED]]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsk62rBfpr1r159q9o1_1280.png)
[[ OKAY WHATEVER I’M SICK OF MESSING WITH HIS CHARACTER DESIGN YOU GUYS CAN JUST HAVE THIS SDKFJ
[11-10-04 4:16:35 PM] jenn: AUGH
[11-10-04 4:16:36 PM] jenn: WHAT DO YOU THINK
[11-10-04 4:16:43 PM] jenn: I THINK I REGRESSED FROM THE 1968’S
[11-10-04 4:16:52 PM] jenn: OR SOMETHING
[11-10-04 4:16:59 PM] jenn: WAIT NO I MEAN TO SAY I THINK HE LOOKS TOO MODERN AGAIN
[11-10-04 4:17:04 PM] jenn: BUT NOT AS MODERN AS THE FIRST ONE
[11-10-04 4:17:08 PM] jenn: AUGHHH
[11-10-04 4:17:22 PM] Jacquie: I THINK THAT YOU COULD PULL THIS ONE OFF THOUGH
[11-10-04 4:17:33 PM] Jacquie: HE COULD STYLE IT IN A 1968 SORT OF WAY
[11-10-04 4:17:37 PM] jenn: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
[11-10-04 4:17:44 PM] Jacquie: BUT CHOOSES NOT TO BECAUSE IT’S RED]]
zeredubermensch asked: BV Vell I cannot deny zhat but, VRUDE. Just because ve ah togezah -undhaffsex- doens't mean you can just, vait, unless, I am ein expert on zhe subject, zhe butt mastah?
y
yes
your new title is The Butt Master
TBM FOR SHORT GRAND HIGH MASTER OF THE BUTTS
zeredubermensch asked: ,,,excuse me vhy did you direct your BLU counterpart to ME in regards to zhat question vith, BUTT BUDDIES?! Ah you saying I am ein BUTT?!!
um
well
WELL
I MEAN
COUGHYOUANDHEAVYCOUGH!
red-intel replied to your post: red-intel replied to your post: blu is someone…I ASKED YOU FIRSTFINE.
Someone throw plastic shards at me and demanded I sleep on them.
Now answer my question.
/holds a handful of glitter/
Humans find this enthralling.
HEY DICKWEED HE WAS TALKING TO ME
Sir that is appalling behavior.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
I am the Crate. I only appear every so often.
NGHHHHHHHHH HI I GUESS
I wanna apologize
You Intels don’t know me very well yet.
I have told others this - but I have chronic depression with rage issues. I haven’t been on my meds cos I got fired from my job and can’t afford the doctors bills.
I get a little crazy mad sometimes. And then I ride my drama llama all over the place, and get made over shit - however a big anger trigger of mine is being called a god moder. I will lose all my shit over this. So please for future reference, don’t call me a god moder just send an ask saying something POLITELY to remind me that I am going out of the realms of realism.
I intentionally did that post to show part of Shovels ability - he is like a telepath. He can make others see things by projecting a fear of theirs. And everyone fears amputation.
In reality however, Red never lost his hand.))
Ummm, okay. I do have thoughts on your first three paragraphs but honestly it’s none of my business and it’s not that relevant anyway, so I’m not gonna put them into words. I’m also not gonna lecture you on why Frau and I considered your posts to be godmodding because it’ll probably just turn into a lecture and no one likes pretentious unsolicited advice.
But yeah, what I do want to say on the subject of Red’s character that he is the sort of idiot who, when experiencing the loss of a limb, would sidestep the trauma entirely. The first thing that would come out of his mouth would be “Oh welp I’m glad it wasn’t my right hand I lost! shitdamnfuck this hurts ow ow ow you motherfucker i hate everything”
or something like that. Not gonna get into his characterization any more than this because like you said, it was an illusion anyway.
